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16 January 2013

Liverpool Land League Cup

A man of the match performance from Steven Gerrard ensured Liverpool would claim their fourth League Cup. Arsenal held the Reds scoreless for 92 minutes, with goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny recording 10 saves in the 90 minutes of regulation. It only took 2 minutes for Pruitt's men to find the breakthrough in extra time, however, when Gerrard finished Luis Suarez's through pass with aplomb. Gerrard then turned provider 15 minutes later, finding Daniel Agger, who volleyed home from a corner.

It was a consummate display from the Reds, who notched 14 shots on target whilst only allowing 3. Liverpol manger, L. Pruitt, was understandably relieved:

"We would have liked to end it in regular time, and we felt a little nervous that our dominance would get us nowhere. Fortunately Stevie turned on the class and bailed us out yet again. It is impossible to overstate his importance to this team."

Liverpool and Pruitt take home their 4th League Cup title, a DFA record, with Internazionale the only other League Cup winner.


Liverpool FC  -  Arsenal FC
    2  -  0
Gerrard 92'                  
Agger 107'                 
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24 comments:

  1. DavidWade16 January, 2013 06:01

    What a joke

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  2. Ingo16 January, 2013 09:17

    Why is it a joke?

    I don't think I'm going out on a limb here to say that Braedyn could have written anything and your comment would still be negative. He could have written an aritcle praising Arsenal and the game could have been 2-2 with penalites and 15-15 on shots and 50/50 possession and you would still make some deragatory comment.

    Your comment...
    What a joke

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    1. DavidWade16 January, 2013 10:15

      The real joke would be if arsenal actually won a trophy...

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  3. Liam16 January, 2013 09:49

    'Twas an entertaining affair. 4-3-3 vs a 4-2-4. Made for a very open game.

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  4. DavidWade16 January, 2013 10:00

    Judging by the match facts I saw it should've been 5-0. Also, where are all the congratulatory comments from everyone? If arsenal had won and no one said "yay Tindle! You're the man!" We would be blasted for being bitter and jealous. Pussies!

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    1. Liam16 January, 2013 11:24

      That was ITummy that was whinging about lack of congratulation, tbf.

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    2. mikecush16 January, 2013 13:35

      If we assumed a goal for every 3 shots on target, my goal differential would be around -65, not the stellar -15 I'm currently rocking.

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  5. Ingo16 January, 2013 11:28

    Where is your congrats David? Nothing but comments on the loser. And don't say you texted it to him or said it on the box.

    We are talking about the blog here.

    By the way, congrats Liam. Your excellence and success in the GIMP is breaking away from the pack more and more

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    1. Liam16 January, 2013 11:38

      Thank you, sir. Come back to Milan, you'd run the league real close at AC.

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  6. Ingo16 January, 2013 13:22

    Oh you tease....you big tease.

    I ain't no trophy hunter!!......no more

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  7. Anonymous16 January, 2013 19:05

    Does penatration of an oraphus have to occur for something to be "gay"? For example, if two like minded men get together and spend an evening scissoring is that "gay"? Are two exposed gents rubbing their bits together technically not gay because the penis never enters the body? Figured this would be the right crowd to ask.

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    1. mikecush16 January, 2013 19:16

      I have it on good authority that it's not gay until somebody busts.

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    2. DavidWade16 January, 2013 19:19

      Good lord.

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  8. DavidWade16 January, 2013 19:27

    Please take that down. That is disgraceful

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    1. mikecush17 January, 2013 12:05

      Oraphus.

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    2. Anonymous17 January, 2013 12:15

      I'm going to f**k every one of your orifices! I didn't have time to proof read anything I typed. It was done while driving.

      That being said, if anyone else has a problem with my spelling in rushed a blog post, then you can count on me sewing you a-2-m with Mr. Cushing. Because you poked fun before my warning Cushing, I've decided you can be the head of my centipede.

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  9. bmdz2916 January, 2013 21:59

    Congrats Liverpool on your soccer trophy...what's the League Cup? Seems strange to be handing out awards in the middle of the season.

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    1. Liam17 January, 2013 00:56

      Don't seem strange to those who follow the game, playa.

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  10. Liam17 January, 2013 12:54

    Sure is tough to figure out who this "anonymous" poster is...

    1. Attempting to derail a post because its not extolling the virtues of booing your own club or waving little plastic flags around.

    2. An obsession with homoeroticism.

    3. An unhealthy obsession with "The Human Centipede."

    4. A flair for abbreviation.

    5. Chronic spelling errors.

    Narrows it down quite a bit.

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  11. DavidWade17 January, 2013 13:13

    Congrats on beating Arsenal. It was a win for the gimp!

    Sorry that someone felt the need to distract with their sick comments. They should be banned from the blog!

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  12. Ingo17 January, 2013 13:38

    It was Crit and his foul mouth! BAN HIM!

    R.I.P. Michaelos

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  13. Ingo17 January, 2013 13:55

    I'm with the guy that's with me

    Manti Te'o....you little prankster

    CATFISH BOIIIIII!

    Or is is Katfish...killa

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  14. Liam17 January, 2013 13:58

    ABCRitt/RedRum69 & Grod70 (b/c it's more than just 69 when The Rod is involved) banned themselves from the blog years ago, to be fair.

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  15. Ingo17 January, 2013 14:04

    You so nasty...but you're right.

    It's long 8=================D

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