In a surprise announcement Thursday morning FC Bayern Munich declared Clarence Solodkin the new manager for the upcoming 2013 G.I.M.P. DFA season. President Ulieneß Ho refered to Solodkin as a 'Wunderkind', being the youngest manager of the club at just 27 years old.
Mr. Solodkin had the following statements regarding his acceptance of the position "Its an honor and a privilege to take the helm of this great club. To follow in the footsteps of Beckenbauer, Klinsman, Pruitt, and Thompson is an honor. This squad is a fit and capable unit and we'll continue to add talented targets though the transfer window. Together we will make history in this glorious era of winning football at this club!"
Strong words from a man with infamously huge balls.
*Club: Bayern National Team: Uruguay
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