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10 November 2009

Conclusions from Day 1 (The Knee-Jerk Early Edition)

-It only took Brett Murphy 4 minutes to solidify himself as a disaster. The Gerard Pique red card was the fastest sending off in GIMP history. If this is the best we can expect from the most talented starting 11 in the league, then we can start the relegation chants now.

-This certainly doesn't look to be the Chelsea of old. 2 wins in 3 matches and not one booking to speak of. With Frank Lampard actually scoring goals and Didier still at his reprehensible "best", this may be the year the deepest squad in the league actually produces.

-5 men back; 5 goals conceded. Typically known for scoring goals, Arsenal have certainly turned the tables thus far. Leaking at the back and toothless at the front, something needs to be fixed, and fast.

-It's not just the weather that's better on the Mediterranean. Since arriving in North London, former Italian afficionado, C. Ingoglia, has found little to assuage his homesickness. A stuttering offense and a disjointed defense has proven that several frantic paced madmen do not a good team make.

-An impressive debut for the GIMP rookie manager, Thompson, against an experienced veteran. Bayern have known only success around these parts and if things continue on this way, they may well be back on top.

-Liverpool love to leave it late. A goal down in the 78th minute after bossing a timid Chelsea side, Liverpool still hold maximum points thanks to two Gerrard assists and some late Torres magic.

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