"...Ireland choosing to drop trou and defaecate all over the field rather than compete..."
Pruitt offers his scathing take on Ireland's capitulations...
"Spain also seems most likely to nick the runner-up spot - but with a squad that talented, they should be much more convincing than that."
...then piles some pressure on underperforming Crittenden.
"After co-holding the DFA hostage for 11 days and 23 hours, Aaron Crittenden makes a "shocking" announcement that he will be on vacation."
David Burns tries to hide his surprise at another Roman delay...
"I would be upset about this if 1. It wasn't coming from a petulant weasel who has as much wit and sense as bowl of potatoes. 2. It wasn't coming from someone who holds ZERO authority in the league."
...and prompts Mr. Crittenden to return fire.
"I'm tired of constantly having to deal with all the media drama..."
Burns admits defeat in the wind-up war with Crittenden...
"I plan on meeting Louis a few times while he's home on holiday..."
...and displays his unfounded optimism in the face of insurmountable odds.
"Shortly into the first overtime..."
Donahue's American colloquialism causes confusion amongst the DFA.
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