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31 August 2012

France's Player Ratings

I just spent the last 5 minutes taking down the player ratings for the France, based on Tindle's submitted roster, in case any of you were actually niave enough to believe that his midfield is only a 79.  Since the ratings shown on the team selection screen are based on the 18 selected for that match, it is possible for him to manipulate his squad by only including the three or four lowest rated midfielders.  I do seem to remember Nasri, Ribery, Malouda and Diarra playing against me though...

Keeper
Lloris86
Sagna83
Rami81
Mexes81
Evra85
Reveillere80
Sakho81
Abidal81
82
DEF
A Diarra78
Valbuena77
Nasri86
Ribery88
M'Villa80
Gourcuff80
Malouda83
Toulalan81
Menez80
Matudi78
Martin80
81
ATT
Remy82
Benzema85
Gomis82
Gamiero82
Saha79
82

8 comments:

  1. This is most likely the lowest possible ratings for each position at the load screen. Most tend to pick the strongest 18 available, so the ratings are most likely going to be higher before a match

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  2. Menez is also listed as CF which would classify him as a forward and not a midfielder. Therefore, further skewing the Midfield

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  3. There are several possible explanations:

    A.) deliberate misrepresentation of facts in an attempt to take attention off of his subpar performance with such an incredible team.

    B.) unintentional misrepresentation of facts due to numerical negligence or incompetence.

    C.) an elaborate wind-up.

    D.) playing with an illegal, unregistered squad.

    E.) stacking his reserves with unregistered, lower rated players to skew the stats average.

    Whichever it is, I think we can all agree, it's C...


























    ...ock!

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  4. I've got a question...how come the Irish can't get any love on the top scorers? Shane Long scored four against Italy yet he's left off the top scorer's list..

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    1. Play two then we'll talk. Can't be arsed updating the stats for a one off match.

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  5. M'vila 80 + Diarra 78/2=79

    The other players are in attack according to the game

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  6. You understand that when we play against you we can see that your ratings are higher than all of ours right? You didn't think that only you could see the team select screen?

    Ass

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  7. M'vila and Diarra are your only two midfielders? So you're running a 4-2-4?

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