Juan Mata's brilliance was on full display Monday night against Barcelona. After just 10 minutes in Mata slipped Lampard throught to score after working a one two on the edge of the area with Oscar. Chelsea dominated possession early, allowing the Spanish giants 3 touches on the ball in the first 12 minutes of the match. It looked as if Chelsea would stroll to an easy victory....
And then the connection was lost. Fifa though better of itself and the replay was a complete 180 from the first match. Barca pumped through balls to Messi and Iniesta while Chelsea struggled to find the back of the net. Puyol's tackling radius, which is likely the size Oprah's aeroelas, kept Chelsea from ever finishing their attacks. Victor Veldes did his part in keeping the clean the sheet, finishing with a 9.7 rating himself.
All and all a typical game against a team with the lowest rating of 84. Oh, and Petr Cech found himself on the score sheet after hammering home a pass from Ramires in the 88th minute.
The fact that the size of Oprah's nipples were referenced in here is hilarious.
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