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30 January 2012

The Slick and the Indispensable

Percentage of goals scored credited with an assist

Each club's most important player and their contribution to total goal production

14 comments:

  1. All right, a stats table that I'm not at the bottom of. Moving on up.

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  2. Not even close to the bottom. 63% of your goals from nice passing, not hoofing of bulldozing; and the second most important/exciting player in the league.

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  3. According to that statement Pruitt, are you saying that Burns hoofs and bulldozes the most because he is at the bottom?

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  4. The most interesting statistic is that Arsenal have a better goal differential than Chelsea but are 10 points behind.

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  5. I suppose I am. Though he'll no doubt claim it is because a large number of his goals have come from converting penalties.

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  6. Sadly realistic, Ian. As an Arsenal fan, you should know that we're all about pretty play with no results/silverware. Glad to see EA get something right for a change..

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  7. I do what Chelsea does well. I press my midfielders high up on the ball and try to create chances by nicking the ball off your midfielders and defenders. I have one creative player on my entire roster and he leads my team with assists. Like real life Chelsea, my players aren't made to play cute football. I press high and use pressure to make you make a mistake and capitalize on it. MY fault for understanding my team and player.

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  8. Also, a I have converted at least 6 penalties courtesy of you Ian.

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    1. What does this comment about penalties have anything to do with what we are talking about?

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    2. He is saying 6 of his goals did not come with an assist bc of penalties.

      Therefore you can't assume hoofing and bulldozing with 6 of his goals bc no assist was possible.

      All of this being said with the assumption that if there is no assist, bulldozing and hoofing were the method of scoring

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    3. Thank you Ingo but what does that have to do with my comment on Arsenal's goal differential in relevance to their position in the table?

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    4. Nothing, zero, nada, rien, ingenting, ei mitaan, niente, niets, khe chian, nien, nichts, kuch nahin, moo-ka-chi, wala lang, nai, nashi, ekkert, nihil, oh...and jack shit

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    5. Then why is my name necessary there?

      p.s. How long did it take you to look all that up?

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    6. Haha. Dude, I got me one of them college degrees on my wall. I know all of that by heart. Stetson education my brutha.

      Actually one google search and yahoo answers had a bunch of people putting up different languages. Yahoo answers....so you know it's 100% right.

      He attached your name because the 6 penalties he speaks of were all against you. He is responding to Liam's comment.

      Burn's where are you? Help me out here.

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