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10 December 2012

Barca wins 1-0 thriller!

Drama sells, but I can't write articles so here are the highlights. Barca had to wait forever for the game to start. Tindle's world. Barca's defense shined in the first half, only allowing two shots. Sanchez (don't even know his first name) strikes with a 45th minute goal as Barca smoothly moved the ball into the box without panic. Halftime. Barca zero adjustments. Arsenal starting to feel the pressure. Arsenal tries to take out Messi, cards three yellows. Anger was showing. Arsenal goes on full attack. 12 shots in the second half. Gives up going inside, starts playing wide crosses. Plenty of substitutions. Barca manager calmly pets his new dog and asks wife what she wants for Christmas. Arsenal brings his goalie up on a corner. Barca laughs. Sips on some raspberry crystal light. Arsenal gets into the box 90th minute. Barca gets called for penalty. Ref awards penalty shot. Do or die, Arsenal kicks middle left, Barca goalie guesses correctly and makes the save with little rebound and covers the ball. Game over. Arsenal does not want to banter with Barca. Barca reminds Arsenal he shot 77 over the weekend, drunk. Arsenal is mad for some reason. Arsenal bails on getting sushi Tuesday.
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  1. Liam11 December, 2012 07:23

    "Arsenal bails on getting sushi Tuesday."

    Despicable behaviour, to be fair.

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    1. bmdz2911 December, 2012 09:54

      Bayridge Sushi too, great value. Guess I shouldn't have put so much stock in those early week "sounds good" "I don't see why not" "let's do it" lines.

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    2. Liam11 December, 2012 10:18

      Poor sport. Poor form. Poor little Pinkus.

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  2. DavidWade11 December, 2012 09:00

    I'm sure there was plenty of contact for that penalty. It wouldn't be like arsenal to con an undeserved penalty by going down with 0 contact.

    Oh wait...

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    1. Liam11 December, 2012 09:06

      I wonder who "earned" the pen. Hope it was that fat mess Santhi Cathorla.

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    2. Liam11 December, 2012 09:10

      He's not as sly at winning pens as Aiden Azzar.

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    3. bmdz2911 December, 2012 09:51

      I'm sure there's some sort of secret offensive flop button that Arsenal figured out. Remember, Barca is the best defensive team in the game, they're not programmed to foul in the box.

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    4. DavidWade11 December, 2012 11:29

      And you wouldn't have mis-timed a tackle because you don't touch any buttons on defense.

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  3. DavidWade11 December, 2012 09:17

    Hazard is the most fouled player in the premier league this season. He's had several penalties not called either. It's not as bad as the Liverpool treatment though.

    What Santi did was an absolute disgrace. The fact that Wenger said post game that he was told be that fat spaniard that there was contact means one of two things to me. Wenger/Santi are lying and don't want to admit that he's a cheating twat or Santi doesn't respect Wenger enough to tell him the truth and feels he can lie to his manager. Either way its hilarious to me.

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    1. Liam11 December, 2012 09:24

      Eden Hazard was so two months ago. It's all about Aiden Azzar now.

      Pires, Eduardo, etc would be proud (of the diving).

      Fabregas, van Persie, Nasri, etc would be proud (of the hanging Wenger out to dry).

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