Gimp Hits New Low with Goalie Goal

Szczesny's pleads forgiveness after c*ck goal

A bizarre night in the Sicilian rain found the Gunners seemingly securing their birth in the League Cup Final. While they controlled every "stat rat" category that the league loves, one goal will certainly go down in infamy. A back pass from Bacary Sagna to keeper Wojciech Szczesny was blasted forward and found it's way over the head of Palermo's inexplicably charging keeper and into the back of the net. Szczesny later apologized for the goal and was embarrassed for Palermo's Ujkani. Gunner boss Adman Tin-del thinks this will certainly bring unneeded attention to his side:

"Surely our double-sigit shots on target, 60% possession, 7 more corners,  and overall domination will go unnoticed. IRregardless, I'm happy with Szczesny's goal. He saw an opening and took it. We're here to win and look to be on our way to a cup final. That's all I'm worried about."

Palermo would even the score with a stereotypical Miccoli goal and did shatter Olivier Giroud's leg but fell prey to the speedy pair of Walcott and Oxlade-Chamberlain who may not be together much longer if Theo doesn't sign da ting. Tindle admits that he may be overusing the player to get every last bit of production in case he steps out the door during the transfer window.

"We've already seen Chelsea and Liverpool strengthen their sides with EA's favourite type of players. It wouldn't surprise me to see Theo move on but no player is bigger than the club. We made him what he is today and I think he'll consider that in his decision."

Will he be around for the cup final? Will Liverpool throw the next match in hopes to delay the competition? Will Burns' b*ner ever go away from learning of a Szczesny goal? So many unanswered questions...

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Arsenal 3 Palermo 1

Goals: Szczesny, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Walcott; Miccoli

Assists: Sagna, Rosicky, Gervinho; Cetto

Motm: Koscielny

Bookings: Cetto, Cazorla, Arevalo Rios

Injuries: von Bergen, Giroud, Barreto