- Liverpool boast the highest number of goals scored thus far, with 19. They also have conceded the fewest, with 5.
- Raheem Sterling's winner against Palermo on Sunday made him Liverpool's 9th goalscorer this season.
- Victor Valdez has become the quickest goalkeeper to keep 4 clean sheets, breaking Jose Reina's two-year record.
- This is Barcelona's best ever start to a league campaign. Murphy has already collected more points than his 2009 and 2010 season totals.
- Barcelona have inflicted the most injuries, managing to incapacitate an opponent on 6 separate occasions.
- Arsenal have conceded 12 goals thus far, second only to PSG's 19.
- They have also scored 13, second only to league leaders, Liverpool.
- Arsenal lead the league in bookings, with 6 yellow cards.
- Frank Lampard has missed the most matches through injury, 4 - with a further 1 to be missed next match.
- Chelsea boast the second lowest number of goals conceded with 9, but have yet to keep a clean sheet.
- Chelsea have not finished outside the top 3 since 2009.
- Palermo are second in bookings collected, with 5 yellow cards.
- Palermo are averaging exactly 1 goal scored per game.
- PSG have yet to injure a single opponent and is the only club not to receive a booking.
- If PSG are relegated this season, it will be Cushing's third consecutive relegation.
- PSG are on pace to collect 2 points this season. That would be the lowest points total since Internazionale was relegated in 2010. The lowest ever points total was Michaelos' ill-fated Manchester United season, in which he finished with -11 points in 2009.
In short:
ReplyDeleteMuch improved Murph is a dirty f****** tackler. Sorry, the computer is.
Arsenal are tantrum-throwing cheats.
Frank Lumplard is an injury prone geriatric.
Manchester United will never hit the heights they once did under Tin-rod.
I appreciate that the summaries were written in both standard GIMP fashion and Barca beat writer fashion. My rod just tunred gray looking at that new schedule!!!
DeleteDoes that mean you don't plan on playing any of those matches, in traditional grey rod style? Or perhaps having someone else play under your name, the fraud.
DeleteNo no, just overwhelmed with joy that I will get my money's worth out of the video game
DeleteI don't play a good match, but dammit do I play a clean one.
ReplyDeleteStart hittin' those mutha effin bros, playa.
DeleteI don't think it's fair to say Frank is "injury prone". In the hundred or so friendlies against you he's yet to be hurt. In his 2 games against Tindle/Ingo he's been violently injured twice.
ReplyDeleteTindle did try and take out Messi after conceding a goal so Burns could have a point, but isn't Frank Lumplard 45?
DeleteHe's 45 alright. 45 days away from playing in MLS.
DeleteCan we add to the update about how Arsenal continues to bog down the flow of the season?
DeleteNice profile pic, bro. Figureitout.
ReplyDeleteAgain, focus on results. Substance over style.
DeleteLampard hurt again but timdle
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